Does your crotchal area smell like hair gel?

Crotchal is an old word that Cowbell just made up. What kind of hair gel is best in that area?Does your crotchal area smell like hair gel?
My crotchal area does not currently smell like hair gel.





I think the best kind of hair gel would be the kind you get at the dollar store. Extra crunchy is always good.Does your crotchal area smell like hair gel?
Interesting that HE has even considered the question..





I can't get that close to my 'crotchal' area to 'sniff' it, let alone...err...never mind. But the point is..I can only assume that my area smells like soap..and that's only cause I shower.





I only play a dog on TV...not really a dog so not able to li...err...never mind again. But no wonder he won't come out of the closet eh? He's having way too much fun...by himself.
See, that just wouldn't work with me, because I keep the pubes shaved very short.





But in a nod to old-school, I put a little Bryl-Cream in there, along with a hint of Old Spice.
I prefer something cheap with yet a radiant ambiance that will hold even in a high wind. Wal-Mart has some slammin gel for about a buck 98 with extreme hold.
The kind that Cameron Diaz rubs in her hair in the movie Something About Mary !
Actually it probably smells like peppermint...festive huh?





I was sitting here naked eating peppermint bark and now my whole crotcal area is sticky...but I can't get my nose close enough to get a good whiff...I've tried.
Something super sticky so I can make weird shapes and designs in the hair that is down there
Maybe you need a cut and shampoo and then you won't need hair gel.
I cant get past the word 'crotchal'....I use Sauve,it costs less
No hair, no need for hair gel....
Mine smell like soap.
Yes. It's the only thing that will hold the mohawk in place. How did you know?
If it smells like salmon I'd say some tartar sauce to give it a nice kick :D
No but my behindal zone


smells like Petunias.





I don't know why...
No hair gel,i buff mine with wax...
No, it smells like pee.
mint toothpaste, believe it or not.
sorry mine just smells like lotion, i don't have carpet.
No, it smells like beer....which I just spilled in my lap. I know...party foul...and it looks like I pis*ed my pants.